We already know that your desk probably looks like a disaster area but why not turn it into a crime scene instead!

Although the body is indeed dead, that doesn't mean it's useless.  It helps you to keep your important papers (or anything else for that matter) in one place!  It also holds post-it note memos / reminders to yourself!

This Paper Weight & Memo Holder is a novel but useful gadget which is available in black.